What’s driving you crazy?

Over at a neat internet news spot called NowPublic, I ran across an article posted by amyjudd about Kyrgyzstan holding a song contest.

Ok, what rhymes with Kyrgystan? she asks.

Imagine trying to find words that rhyme with this country’s name? I think the prize money is not high enough!

BISHKEK (Reuters) - Kyrgyz rights activists will offer a prize of up to $1,000 in a contest for the ‘best song’ to protest against the presence of U.S. troops in the Central Asian republic, the event’s organizer said.Igor Trofimov, a rights campaigner spearheading the anti-airbase movement which groups a few dozen activists, said the author of the best song would perform at a rally outside the U.S. embassy in April.
“We are holding a contest among rockers and rappers. Prizes range from $200 to $1,000,” he said late Tuesday without specifying who sponsored the project. Read the entire story

“We are holding a contest among rockers and rappers,” they say.

Hmph! That makes it easy.

(Chorus)

We’re Kyrgyzstan!
Doncha unnerstan’?
We make our stan’
Agin the man!

First Verse

We tell ya to ya face
Move ya stinkin’ base
Itta waste of space
anna big disgrace

(Chorus)

Second Verse

We like our cuzzins
The mighty,noble Ruzzans
Their vodka keeps us buzzin
They ain’t always fuzzin

(Chorus)

конец fin the end

If I win the $1,000 prize. I hope it’s Canadian dollars.

Kyrgyzstan musicians photo by Simon Garbutt. SiGarb via Wikipedia Commons