OMG, like Celeb Sarah didn’t like tank; all is well in Bushland

Posted on | 12 September 2008 | Comments Off

GOP Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah obviously had been working hard on her answers with her assigned former Bush campaign handlers.  She gleefully spewed them out on cue, even it wasn’t the right cue (but that didn’t matter).

Those who noticed her ignorance of the “Bush Doctrine” should just stay quiet.  Those who do not stay quiet obviously are sexist or anti-Christian or unpatriotic or anti-something-good.

Sarah maintained her composure.

She turned her back on the global warming deniers, making her a little more in lock step with her running mate, ol’ what’s his name.  I think her supporters smiled secretively and thought “that too will pass” (as indeed may ol’ what’s his name), and there soon will be polar bear hunting trips in Alaska.

Yes, Iraq is a holy war, but not really, because Abraham Lincoln said so.  If those are her own words, why are you asking her about them, Charlie?  Once again, to disagree with the Sarah is an attack on Christianity itself.

In the meantime, we apparently have added Russia as a likely target for our next holy war; no problem.  I am unclear whether that is before or after Iran.  However, one more than likely would lead to the other.  What a dream for the Armageddon crowd!  Brother Hagee must be so pleased.

By the way, Israel gets a pass on anything it wants to do.

Some say she looked nervous.  Others say she looked fine.  Others are afraid to say anything for fear of biting and swift retribution.

She didn’t tank.  That’s all she had to do.  Apparently, she didn’t even lie, which may be a first for her in a public appearance in this campaign.

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